Good morning to most of my readers!
Good afternoon to the few!
It’s a beautiful day in travesty land,
And I’m going to share it with you.
Today, I launch my book, “America:
“Land of the (Buy One, Get One) Free.”
For those who accepted my promotion,
You’ll soon get a free gift from me.
Where you can get in in time
For your Fourth of July celebration
And at very minimal dime.
And for my non-American readers,
Thanks for putting up with this post.
You should buy the book too, ’cause it’s funny.
(It’s the truth, not merely a boast).
And for those lovely readers of mine
Who just come here for the funny,
Today’s poem is coming after I am through humming
And hopping around like a bunny.