I won! I won! I actually won!
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In the next few days, a ten-dollar check
Will be mailed straight to me!
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Through which my heart has went.
That ticket was the best twenty bucks
I think I’ve ever spent.
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The Lotto is the raffle of the uneducated.
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A raffle is the lottery of those with small dreams.
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Perhaps big dreams but small means.
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Perhaps small dreams and big means, but a secret desire to appear as the opposite. Those rafflers are devious that way…
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