January 5, 2016 · 8:11 pm
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Spam Has Feelings Too

Sure, I send love notes

To quite a long list

Of folks who viewed websites

Your firewall missed.

One day I’ll be Rachel,

Then April or Pam.

I’m whomever you like

If you check out my cam.

My purpose of being

Is simply to please.

I’ll make your face a colon

With a parantheses. 🙂

Sure I’m a robot,

But please don’t be irked.

I’ll love you like Siri

If she actually worked.

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3 responses to “Spam Has Feelings Too”

  1. Deanne
    January 6, 2016 at 7:13 am

    Lol… This is so nicely done😉

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    Reply
  2. PuppyDoc (Phoebe)
    January 14, 2016 at 4:14 pm

    Love this. Love your blog. Love your brain. 😀

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    Reply

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