I love you
Like a child loves an airplane
Like that Facebook friend
Loves someone you’ll never meet
Like the drunk guy at the bar
Loves “it man!”
Like the certified pre-owned vehicle consultant
Knows you’ll love this one specific car
I live you very verbally
In a way that’s oft disturbing
That’s measured in mega-decibels
And prevents a good night’s sleep
So I thought with this confession
I’d better introduce myself
So that you wouldn’t mistake me
As just a random stranger/creep.
The Daily Travesty 