December 22, 2018 · 6:17 pm
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Happy Holidays?

I learned a Christmas magic trick:

First, choose any number

Then subtract the area code

From your local plumber,

Divide the difference by itself

Times the weight of George Costanza

And you have the number of people

Who actually celebrate Kwanzaa.

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