Quite a number of years ago
There lived a certain so-and-so
Who often times did… well, you know…
And it turned out like you’d think.
Another someone did react
And that, I can say, is a fact.
Some things were had and some were lacked
And some of those things were pink.
Then stuff went down all over town
And what was pink soon turned to brown
And Jack fell down and broke his crown
And someone felt remorse!
Then the tale wrapped up in the knick of time
And what was pink, then brown, turned into lime
And all in all it was sublime.
What? Of course I read the book!