The best men in America
All come from Arkansas.
They’re peacocks in the city
And turkeys in the straw.
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“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush”
Is really a load of bull…
When there’s no meat on the table for dinner
Nobody’s like “But the bushes are full!”
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Some say Bird Jesus is a parrot
‘Cause he always has something to say.
I personally disagree because
Bird Jesus is a bird of pray.
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The woods were dark and silent
And our hunting trip did fail.
My wife said the woods were empty
But I just think the birds were male.
The Daily Travesty 