Polar Bear Illiteracy Kills

A polar bear showed up today

Covered in blood, he smiled: “Hey!”

Think of why. What’s that? You can’t, huh?

Maybe it was ’cause I mentioned “Mall Santa…”

This poem was intended for December, but apparently you can’t schedule a post that far in advance. Just don’t read this for 270 days, ok?

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