Yes, My Carpet Is Beige. How Are You?

I took some tests last weekend

And got results today.

The good news: I’m not pregnant

And my blood pressure’s okay,

My cholesterol is healthy

And my IQ’s 121.

The bad news: My personality test

Indicates that I have none.

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