I’ve done it! I’ve done it!
I’ve done what I’ve done!
I’ve congealed 8 years
Into one book of fun!
It’s the best of my poems
(Which doesn’t mean much)
In 329 pages
You can physically touch!
It’s out now on Amazon,
Soon to be elsewhere too.
It’s called “Mostly Crap”
And that’s mostly true.
You can get it on kindle
As well, if you’re cheap
And it come with the bonus
Of wrecking your sleep!
You’ll never have more time
To read it than now,
So check it out promptly
Or maybe say “Ow.”
And if you buy and hate it
You may get the honor
Of being the first
To slap a 1-star review on ‘er!
