Hello [Your name misspelled here],
I’m a guy from some website
You visited four years ago
Saying thanks, unless you’re white.
We wanted to inform you
That our service will be paused
To recognize black people
And the trouble they’ve been caused.
We stand in solidarity
With those whose darker skin
Displays they may be poor in wealth
But rich in melanin.
Our shipping will be slower
And our prices will be hiked
To ensure our social media
Is adequately liked.
This is us reminding you
That love will conquer fear.
Also, they burned our storefront down
So please support us here.
The Daily Travesty 