Worse Than The Freshman 15…

I gained a couple of pounds

Since the last time I was seen.

I’m noticeably wider

Since the start of quarantine.

I’ve got handles for lovin’

But no contact with my queen.

Life has stalled, I’m going bald

And I gained Covid 19.

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One response to “Worse Than The Freshman 15…

  1. If the last line means you’re infected, get well soon!


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