When You Delete An Account And The Site Says “Bye! (The Way, We’re Going To Store Your Data Indefinitely And Sell It To China ‘Cause You’re Not A Customer Anymore And Also F*** You)”

I’m waiting on a support site,

Ninety-Seventh in the queue

To have an underpaid employee

Perform what one button should do.

As I sit and wait for death

A thought appears within my head:

Instead of helping customers

Just wait for them to leave instead!

In both cases numbers dwindle

And the most impatient flee.

After all, those seeking help

Will probably leave… Haha, heehee!

Then I realized I found

The truth of this nefarious plot.

If I post tomorrow, I’m safe

(But then again, maybe I’m not…)