Only Monday Through Friday Though

One time I didn’t poop for a week,

So I went to the doctor for help.

He gave me two options to get me to go.

The first was a mixture of kelp

And fructose with fiber, a laxative cocktail

To force my intestines to play.

The second was working a job that I hate…

And now I poop two hours a day!

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