Someone You Know Is Pedantically Screaming “It’s A Crustacean, Not A Fish!”

I think on behalf of those born between

Late June and late July

We need to recognize their pain

And ask the question why

Their star sign is a great disease

(And a pretty boring fish).

I think the other stat signs

Should be diseases too. I wish

That some day in the future

Someone will die of Libra

And we’ll recognize that Cancer

Is a constellation of a zebra.

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