Stereotypes Are Real

Somebody’s been murdered!

Their corpse was found today

And all the head detectives

Are off on holiday.

The backup sleuths are gumshoing

Where the corpses spine met cutlery

And I’m here, full of regret

At my choice to take up butlery…

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