OnlineS3curi+y101

It asked me for my password;

I entered happyfreebird.

It said I needed a capital;

I wrote happyfreebirdL.

It said you need a number too;

I wrote happyfreebirdL2.

It said your password is weak and so is your bloodline, your identity will be stolen and you’ll deserve it you basic, filthy fleshbag;

I wrote gibberish because I’m just going to click “Forgot my password” anyway.