There once was a sinister plot
Much worse than you ever thought…
It involved mind control
And a dark, moonlit stroll.
Now tell: are you worried or not?
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There once was the snazziest plan;
Make it seem just as cool as you can!
Sure, there’s thinking involved…
But the problems it’s solved!
I love me some sugar pills, man!
The Daily Travesty 