Manly Thoughts

We’ve marketed bottles water

And, in some places, fresh air.

I think next we should bottle sleep

(If the marketing people care).

Just twist the child-proof yellow cap

And chug an hour of rest.

Sure, we have caffeine for that

But caffeine’s not the best.

Instead, just but some shuteye

Or even forty winks

And feel refreshed much quicker

And save your bed for kinks.

I’m not sure how you’d do it

But I’m quite sure that we should.

But now I’ll sleep for free again

And pray for morning wood.