He Has Become More Powerful Than We Can Possibly Imagine

Death hung up the phone

And looked upon the acres

Of tombstones,

Each of them for a deceased death,

Each of which also died

Minutes after receiving the same call.

From Chuck Norris:

“Ready for another try?”

But this time Chuck was ready

To pull an Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Death was just a means to an end…