Basically All Of Shakespeare’s Sonnets

You are a man of quite unique good looks

And thus a person of value to see

But since you may not read a lot of books

Perchance you are not all you hope to be.

In contrast to the previous stanza

I urge you to consider: have a kid

For when you’re old like the show “Bonanza”

You’ll be very happy that you did,

For time is cruel to those who aren’t asian

And you’ll soon be wrinkly and unsightly

So get to work to not be a virgin

And pursue this mission every-nightly.

When you’re dead your kid will go on living

And your pretty face will keep on giving.