An Excerpt From My Autobiography

If you play a sport

And you get to choose your team

Picking a poet first overall

Is smarter than it would seem.

If you pick a jock

You may score higher points

Thanks to their atheleticism

And overall healthier joints

But if you pick a poet

They’ll get injured within a minute

And then you don’t have to play sports

And that’s the real goal, innit?