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I Want A Woman Who Respects Anatomical Vocabulary Decisions

I have a stomach summit,

An abdominal alley,

A gut gulch, a paunch pouch,

A beneath-the-vest valley,

A digester dugout,

A taut torso trench,

But she said “Belly-Button”

So I dumped the wench.

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