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Sorry Mom!

Yesterday I launched a book.

My mother went to take a look.

She clicked on the link I left

And found herself feeling bereft.

Turns out the link I left was lame

And I’m the only one to blame.

Try this link instead! I hope

That this time I am not a dope.

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Marketing, Travesty Style

I’m writing another book

For Valentine’s Day this year

But I also hate advertising

So yeah… I was never here.

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