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When You Want To Complain But You Have Writer’s Block

The world is really beautiful

But doesn’t have enough

Cheese-based lukewarm beverages

(And generally lukewarm-cheese stuff).

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No Circum Love?

Judging by response

Of yesterdays rhyming junk

You folks not fans of grammar.

This poem be good then, so me did thunk.

Us will judge by them responses

Whether stuff like this be fine.

And if you dont not dislike it

Please feel free to whine.

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The Missing Element

I enjoy the first course,

And the second course too.

They were a fine salad

And also fine stew.

But by the third course

I thought “what a waste”

To have a meal in which

I could find no distaste.

So I pulled out my hair

To put in my entree,

And complained about it

When the waiter came my way.

All in all, Chez Fancié

Stood up to its clout.

I hope next time they serve

Something to bitch about.

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