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Crossover Opportunity?

Have you ever had a character

In your favorite game or show

That you either would like to be

Or wish would forever go?

Well now you can fulfill your dream

Thanks to Fortnite! It’s a game

Where every IP of all time

Gets shot in the face the same.

Sign on and join a universe

Of people 13+

Who unironically use terms

Like “Sigma”, “Bussin”, and “Sus”.

There you can play any game

While dressed as anyone

And after your kid tells you how to play

You might even have fun!

Only one can win each round

Out of a hundred players

But if you’re bad, don’t be so sad!

Play again and avoid your slayers.

Claim victory or somehow blow it

Until you see someone

Dressed as a certain terrible poet

Chasing you with a gun.

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A 30-Something’s Review of Fortnite

In my day, our violent games

Were about shooting guys and taking names.

Now you skydive, camp, and swim

And randomly change from her to him,

Running from a big pink cloud

And avoiding things that are scary or loud.

When I was young, you daren’t mess up

But now I guess we get to dress up?

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