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I love you like a gelatinous cube.

I want to consume you completely

And make your all tingly with plenty of lube

When we meet in my dungeon discretely.

I’ve plenty of jewelry to give you

If you’ll just reach inside me and take it

And after my acid has burned you

We’ll forever be one (and be naked).

Yes, I move slowly, I’m squishy,

And I’ll even confess I’m a square

But although I am not the most dishy

I’ll listen to you ‘cause I care.

I’m made of a most caustic acid

And I’m more than a trifle transparent

But I’m seldom, if ever, found flaccid

And I just want to make it apparent

That I love you like a gelatinous cube and

My heart only has one endeavor:

I want to take you by your cute hand

And be with you now and forever.