‘Twas two days before Christmas
And off at the mall
Were all of the husbands
Who dropped the gift ball.
Tag Archives: Gifts
Play To Your Strengths
I asked for honest feedback
On my good qualities.
I guess I should be prouder
Of my “unobtrusive sneeze.”
Filed under Poems
Simple Gifts
If life gives you lemons
I hope you have water
And sugar and someone
With whom you can drink.
If life gives you lemons
Ask for apples instead
‘Cause they’re good by their lonesomes.
That’s what I think.
Filed under Poems
The Daily Travesty 