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Before ๐Ÿ™‚ Was A Thing

This means you’re happy ๐Ÿ™‚

This means you’re sad ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

This means you’re an anarchist (:

This means you’re the dad :$

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: ) vs. ๐Ÿ˜€ – Still Better Than The Movie

If someone shows you their colon

You really ought to be hopin’

That the parentheses that follows it

Is closed rather than open. : )


My top-three emojis on my phone

Are ๐ŸŽ†, โค๏ธ, and ๐Ÿค‘.

I consider this proof I’m American.

Also (just to rhyme): ๐Ÿ‡


Blue are the violets.

Red are the roses.

In this era of graphical innovation

Why do none of these ๐Ÿ˜€ have noses?

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