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January 18, 2026 · 6:11 pm

Goodness Me, Is That More Than 100 BPM My Good Sir?

When your heart beats really fast

That’s tachycardia

(Or so the doctors would have you believe).

But if your heart beats quickly

And you’re upper-middle class

It’s classycardia. (Ok, I’ll leave)

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