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Hail to the Chief(s)

Today the 49ers lost

And Trump was not impeached,

White men still have power

And whales still get beached.

Meanwhile in Kansas City

The fans are seeing red

And cheerful songs from joyful throngs

Are filling smiling heads.

One man’s rent is $1006

And one is $3688.

At least a team of Native Americans

Won for the Golden State!

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The Bathrooms Are Clean In Seattle

There was moisture on

The toilet seat.

Somebody had to

Take the heat

For failing to properly

Aim their piss.

We blamed the Minnesotan,

‘Cause when it counts, they miss.

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