Two birds fought in Arizona
And the red one was clearly a gonna
‘Cause the blue and green bird
Caught touchdown one, two, then a third
And their victory was fide-comma-bona.
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NFL Day One
There was a QB from Seattle
Who started a climactic battle
And then he was down
And that makes me frown
But we hope it’s not more than a rattle
…
There was a Seattle defense
With stats that just didn’t make sense.
They took the ball away
Then they took it away
Then they took it again
And the Patriots haven’t smiled since.
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We Were Always At Least 51% Confident That We Were The Best…
The itsy-bitsy Seahawks
Flew up the water spout.
The one-yard line
Injected us with doubt.
Out came the sun
In San Francisco bay
And the itsy-bitsy Seahawks
Are champions today!
This poem is dedicated to Kenneth Walker III, the first running back in decades to win super bowl MVP.
Good things come when you run the ball.
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12 Years Later The 12’s Get Revenge
There was a redhead from Seattle
Who beat the bad sheep in a battle.
Four teams had a chance
To ask Darnold to dance
And now they’ve all heard death’s rattle.
Two weeks from now we will play
An opponent much worse than LA.
We’ve found our new guy
So fly, Seahawks, fly!
(Unless Woolen somehow gets his way).
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Good Night In Seattle
THE BIRDS AND THE SHEEP PLAYED A GAME
AND AT FIRST, YEAH, THE BIRDS LOOKED LAME
THEN WE WENT TO OT
AND OH GOOD GOLLY GEE
GIVE RESPECT TO OUR SEAHAWKS’ NAME!
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Saves Us Several Weeks Of Suffering In January, I Guess
The Rams faced off with the Seahawks
Who forgot how to lace up their Reeboks.
The hawks made four kicks
Betwtixt their four picks
And now they’re not Super Bowl 60 locks.
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Prove Me Wrong
The Seahawks win!
The Mariners too!
In Washington they shout “woohoo!”
The Jaguars lost.
The Blue Jays fell.
They have no fans, so all is well.
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Seahawks Fans Right Now
So a battle of birds did occur
And the Seahawks did not make me “grr”.
“Are we good?” asked my friend
And based on this trend
I can solidly say “I’m not sure.”
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Remember That Hope Thing? That Was Nice…
There once was a 49ers running back
But he got hurt a few games back.
Turns out their fifth string
Still runs like a king
And the ‘92 Seahawks are back.
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The Daily Travesty 