“Glorify me!”
Yelled the beetle
Before he was squashed
By old Mr. Cheadle.
So if you think you’re important
You’d best think again
Or else be on the lookout
For little old men.
Tag Archives: Threats
A Warning To Insects, Politicians, And Others Of Their Kind (AKA Welcome To The Watchlist Thou Crappy Poet)
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Mathlete Threats
(-: Not so much a poem, but I’m tired, so shut up. 🙂
“I’m going to flatten you like a parabola divided by the independent variable!”
“Your heart’s going to flatline like y=c, where c is a constant!”
“I’m going to hit you with a common log, naturally.”
“Your instantaneous rate of change is going down!”
(-: Yes, I’m that tired. Damn college! 🙂
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The Daily Travesty 