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Pokemon In A Nutshell

Fire doesn’t like water

And water doesn’t like grass

And grass doesn’t like bugs

Because bugs are a pain in the ass.

Bugs don’t like rocks

And rocks don’t like fighting

And fighting is afraid of psychics

Because they say the right thing.

Psychics don’t like ghosts

And ghosts don’t like the dark

And darkness hates fairies

Because they hang out in the park.

Fairies don’t like poison

And poison hates the ground

And ground does not like ice

Nor the British sterling pound.

Ice, of course, hates fire

And there are dragons in here too.

Normal stuff hates getting punched.

See, it’s super simple! Whoo!

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