Mercury has thermometers.
Venus has carnivorous plants.
Mars has chocolate candy
But Earth gets freakin’ ants?!
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Tagged as Humor, Planets, poems, Poetry, Postaday, Short, Space, Stupid, Travesty, Unfair
I play “Blue”
For 22.
You play “defenistrate”
For 108.
I play “equine”
For 59.
You play “Chrysanthemum”
For 201.
I play “admittance”
For a pittance.
You play “kalamazoo.”
Why do I still play with you?
Tagged as Humor, Poetry, Postaday, Scrabble, Unfair, Word Games
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