Within the next 26.07 fortnights
My predominant aspiration
Is to perpetuate the convention
Of heightened lexicon inflation.
Be not perturbed if reading this
Is an arduous endeavor:
Aspirations are ephemeral whilst
Prose-prevarication is forever.
Next year my goal
Is to learn new words
But I’m also lazy
And learning’s for the birds.
Me like words with lotsa letter
But me like to sleep-in better.