What’s A Synonym For Thesaurus?

Within the next 26.07 fortnights

My predominant aspiration

Is to perpetuate the convention

Of heightened lexicon inflation.

Be not perturbed if reading this

Is an arduous endeavor:

Aspirations are ephemeral whilst

Prose-prevarication is forever.

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Next year my goal

Is to learn new words

But I’m also lazy

And learning’s for the birds.

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Me like words with lotsa letter

But me like to sleep-in better.