Smells Like Home, Tastes Like [Redacted]

The CIA captured the boss

Of a domestic terrorist cell.

They did everything they could do

To “convince” the guy to tell

What he’s planning, what he knows,

But the criminal never cracked

Until the feds quit waterboarding him

And made him drink vanilla extract.

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