Bad News: I’m Banned From Amazon.com… Good News: My Phone Is Waterproof, And Blood Is Thicker Than Water

A friend texted me the word “Nose”

Then: “I wrote the word nose with my nose.”

A second friend texted “Toes”

And I think you see where this eventually goes…

They wrote “Penis”, “Dolphin”, “Rose”

And I knew it was hard to one-up those

Thus my search for “The blood of America’s foes:

“Enough to fill a fireman’s hose.”

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