Self Help Books Be Like…

If you want your life to be

Super awesome, just like me,

All you need to do is prep

Yourself to follow my five-step

Method, starting from step one

Which is to have a lot more fun.

Step two is focus on your health

To be someone of fame and wealth.

Step three is saying “no” a lot

To things like drugs and tater tots.

Step four is once a day to eat

A snake no shorter than forty feet.

Step five is to make your bed.

Congrats! Now work until you’re dead.

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