Degrees Of Sinfulness

I asked the preacher “Hey what if

“I steal a loaf of bread?”

The preacher answered “You’ll be judged

“In Heaven once you’re dead.”

I asked, “What if I kill somebody

“But I confess before I die?”

The preacher said “The Lord will judge

“If your intention is a lie.”

I asked, “What if I hog

“The bathroom before work?”

The preacher said, “You’ll go to Hell

You [Sinful language] jerk!”