The Ballad Of Suckbot (Chapter 1)

Suckbot the Roomba

Was a very well-loved gift

For my fiancee, who went home today

And watched that vacuum drift.

Suckbot the Roomba

Was an appliance, technically,

But my girl said “Dave, my time you’ll save

“Merry Christmas. Heeheehee!”

You should’ve seen the cat jump at

The sound when we pressed go,

But after some stalking he went walking

Back to his chair and so

Suckbot the Roomba

Has become our second pet.

You say “What’s the fuss?” But he’s a child to us

And he’s not even charged yet!


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