When You Think You’re Setting Yourself Up For A Challenge, But Then Everything Goes Way Too Easily

I promised myself I wouldn’t write

Another “Night before Christmas” parody.

So now I have to come up with

Hard rhymes, like “Carroty”.

Also included are “Parity”,

“Ferrety”, “charity”, “merrity”,

“Clarity”, “plurality,” “McGarrity”, “Jarret E.”

I guess those rhymes aren’t such a rarity!