July 24, 2023 · 7:07 pm
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I May Not Have Love, But My Mattress Full Of Money Keeps Me Warm At Night

If you’re having trouble with a breakup,

Feeling glum, and lacking sex

Just remember Elon Musk bought Twitter,

Flipped the bird, and called it his “X”.

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  1. blaine's avatar blaine
    July 24, 2023 at 7:10 pm

    I gotta say, I really enjoy your content! We have very different blogs, but I am always excited to see what The Daily Travesty has to say!

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