Sweet Child O’ Mine

If given a choice

Between water and wine

Instead ask for orange juice

And you’ll get on fine.

If given a choice

Between fire and ice

Just say “I’ll have lightning

“‘Cause that would be nice.”

If given a choice

Between evil and good

Do what you want

If you want what you should

For picking a choice

Between one or another

Is much too convenient

For me and your mother.