What’s Your Type?

Some men like big butts

And some like them small;

Some like short women

And some like them tall.

Some men like long hair

And some men like bald;

Some guys love feet pics

And some are appalled.

Some men like titties

And no men do not;

Some find legs sexy

And some find them hot.

Some men like fat girls

And some like them slim;

Some guys like all these

And some prefer him.

Guys are to horny

As goats are to hunger;

Some use their fingers

And some guys will tongue ‘er.

So if you’re a woman

And feel insecure

Just know if you ask him

Some guys will say “sure.”