Other Useful Tests Are “Write a Poem Praising Donald Trump”, “Identify All The Hands With Five Fingers”, and “Create A Picture Of A Lawyer Who Isn’t White”

So let me get this straight…

We’re training computers to write

And recognize everyday images

Like motorcycles or a traffic light

And yet our “are you a robot” test

Is exactly where they’re at their best?

On the other hand, I’m excited

For when the “are you a robot” guy

Says “Write something that’s racist”

And the robots can’t comply

So the hot singles in your area

Will finally stop trying to marry ya.