Help Wanted: Male Model – Experience Required: 5+ Years Of Being Female

In the near future, diversity quotas

Will become even harder to fill

So job interviewers will have to start meetings

With, “Hey, so I see you are Bill

“But if you’ll let us call you Simone during work

“And you’ll say that your pronouns are ‘they’

“Then we’re happy to call you our newest employee.

“Otherwise, have a very nice day.”