So, SO Ber

I am the guy who doesn’t drink

But you would never know.

I order fancy cocktails like

A coke and H2O,

A margarita with just the rocks,

A daiquiri sans gin,

A Moscow Mule without the lime

And hold the liquid sin.

These lines and others have done me right

And now I’m proud to be

Watching some Youtube on Friday night

Just I, Myself, and Me!