Solving The Hunger Crisis One Innovation At A Time

In the future you’ll go to buy groceries

And the checkout robot will ask

To confirm that you are human

By completing a simple task:

Enter your username and password

And a random six-digit code

That was transmitted to your brain chip

From the authenticator node

Except your authenticator

Got a security update

That prevents your internal keyboard

From typing the number “8”

So you pause your grocery buying

And call the password reset guy

Which is just another robot

And you check “yes” to die.