So people forget their passwords a lot
And resetting them takes like a minute
So what if we made up another method
To help people quickly sign in it?
Maybe an app that gives you a number
That triggers a text to your phones
That lets you insert a DNA sample
So we can make an army of clones
And then once we’ve checked your identity
We’ll send a reset link to your email;
Just log in, click the link, and decipher
The “are you a robot?” riddle written in braille.